Why didn't they tell him?

Remember the fantastic (and sadly extinct) posts of "Why didn't they tell me?" Well, we found some rad pictures of Danny that will fit the bill and keep the tradition going just a little longer.  Here is the first:

Here is Danny's chance to explain himself:

This was from the all-boys clogging class I was in... I don't know why I have a picture with just me and this other kid, because I know there were a lot of other boys in the class.  I seem to remember this being some sort of safari themed number, hence the camo shorts, and I guess the hat was supposed to be the closest thing to a safari-type pith helmet.  I have no idea what the song was that we clogged to, though.  Apparently we used a stool?